You can't handle the truth!
by Morgan Dash

There's a woman making the rounds of cable TV claiming to have had conversations with Terri Schavio during the time this was allegedly impossible, which is anytime in the past 15 years. Shocking! Learn the full truth at your supermarket checkout. This being America, you have your choice of "truths,": the one in the National Enquirer, or the one in the Weekly World News.

Here's tomorrow's revelation today: When Terri's feeding tube was taken away, the liquid that dribbled out on the floor created a portrait of Jesus on the Cross!

In the meantime, join in the international campaign to petition the Florida legislature to officially adopt as the state motto:

FLORIDA---THE PERSISTENT VEGETATIVE STATE!